Where Free Time Goes to Die

If you have some free time and like stupid flash computer games, I suggest checking out adultswim.com. If you're not familiar with Adult Swim, it is the segment of night time programming on Cartoon Network. They run some familiar shows like Family Guy (they used to run Futurama, but stopped for some reason...I'm thinking of starting a petition), but they also have off the wall original (I think) programs like Robot Chicken, Assy McGee, and Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law. Some shows are funny, some shows I don't care for, and some shows have too much Seth Green to even be watchable.

Anyway, adultswim.com has some really bizarre games to match its programming.

My favorites:

"5 Minutes to Kill (Yourself)", which helps you to virtually express your feelings of depression during an especially hard day at work.

"Amateur Surgeon Act 3", in which you can save scummy people by performing surgery with tools found in your pizza delivery truck.


"Bible Fight" is hilarious with biblical characters fighting one another to the K.O. You can have some real blasphemous fun with the characters' special moves, like the Virgin Mary's "Immaculate Deception", Noah's "Dove of Brutality", and Jesus' "Cross Smash".


These games are not recommended for the workplace.